jason self

Sitting in a washateria watching a lady fold my underwear. It's kinda weird.
Sat Aug 13 23:53:43 +0000 2011

David Duke for President 2012!!
Sat Aug 13 00:20:07 +0000 2011

Does not play well with others.
Thu Jun 16 16:15:16 +0000 2011

I've sent 6000 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Tue May 10 03:54:17 +0000 2011

@PolyWorks The new Talisman app is the best thing to happen to metrology since point clouds!
Wed May 04 03:47:06 +0000 2011

I love Dropbox because I can access all my important documents and edit them anyhere I go! http://db.tt/iXPxzyR
Wed Apr 27 23:03:48 +0000 2011

Vacation day 1: Flying to Atlanta with my girl. :-)
Thu Apr 07 16:10:40 +0000 2011

I've sent 5500 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Mon Apr 04 01:14:58 +0000 2011

I've sent 5000 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Tue Mar 22 20:38:30 +0000 2011

Is it weird to thank God for ear plugs when I'm using them to block out the horrid gospel shrieks that ae happening 8ft from my hotel room?
Sun Mar 13 16:02:35 +0000 2011

Happy Be an Hour Late to Work Day!
Sun Mar 13 15:48:40 +0000 2011

I've sent 4500 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Sat Mar 12 08:54:35 +0000 2011

@Delta your new coffee sucks. It tastes like it was brewed with dirty, week-old mop water. #coffeefail
Fri Mar 04 10:49:22 +0000 2011

Thanks @Delta for having SkyPriority security at PHL. Love to see the faces of the hundreds of people standing in line as I breeze by.
Fri Mar 04 10:47:45 +0000 2011

Morbidly obese people should have to walk to their destination rather than fly. That or check themselves as air cargo.
Mon Feb 28 14:21:15 +0000 2011

3am is not a time to get up, it's a time to go to bed.
Mon Feb 28 10:47:20 +0000 2011

I've sent 4000 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Wed Feb 23 04:05:40 +0000 2011

Houston bound.
Thu Feb 17 17:51:09 +0000 2011

I've sent 3500 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Wed Feb 02 18:56:27 +0000 2011

I've sent 2500 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u
Fri Jan 14 03:28:52 +0000 2011

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